- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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