- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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