Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Beka has AIDS

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Cancer

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Hahaha

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Without geometry life would be pointless

HEY!

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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