What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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penus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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This is not a joke

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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