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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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kesha is a virgin.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

I am a joke. I am funny.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

kesha is a virgin.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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