Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

im at school

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Gay Rights

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Agent 47.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

womens rights

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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