A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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