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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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