One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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