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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

PEANIS!

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

its funny cuz i laughed!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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