- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

knock knock There's no door

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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