- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

yes... that's the joke

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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