Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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boobs!

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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