- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

when debbie meets downer

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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