once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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You just read this ..

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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