- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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