What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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You will not press the like button.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Apple juice.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Anti Joke

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