Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Dyslexics are teople poo

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Do your parents know you're gay?

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what does a chair look like? a chair.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Joke.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

jibby jobby

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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