- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

woman's rights

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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