Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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