Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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A kid has no friends.

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homework

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Gay Rights

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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