- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

i lost the game

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

I am a joke. I am funny.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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