What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

My kids are mistakes.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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