Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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