How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Women's rights

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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women's rights

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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sharks

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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