A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Gangnam style

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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