There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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WHAT????

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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