How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Neither have I

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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woman's rights

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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