- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

skurfboards we love fat kids

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Black people being friendly.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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