Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Samraj.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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