What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Keanu Reaves

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Autism speaks but not really

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

GONNA

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

what's funnier than hell? heaven

oh hai

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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