- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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