Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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