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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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obama's promises

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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* anti-punchline

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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