- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Neither have I

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

woman's rights

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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