What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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i have two hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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