Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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