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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

How old are you? 20