A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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