- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

when debbie meets downer

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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