What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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