Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Beka has AIDS

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Cancer

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Hahaha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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