- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

roses are red violets should be purple

You're tall.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Do you know the muffin man? No

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