- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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