- Anti Joke

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Your Mom

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Women's rights.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.