Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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I am a women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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black people

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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