Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What comes after 23? 24.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

I told you it would happen

My parents have an open marriage.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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