- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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