"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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knock knock

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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