If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

i am and me is i

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

sorry got to poo

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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