- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

i have two hands.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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