whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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what is orange? an orange

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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