What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

WHAT????

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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