What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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what is orange? an orange

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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