"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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