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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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