Your Mom

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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