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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Misner is a twat.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

PSN IS UP

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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