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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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