- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

bees knees

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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