Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Your Mom

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Gangnam style

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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