Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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