- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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