- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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