Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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