Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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