You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What comes after 23? 24.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

I told you it would happen

My parents have an open marriage.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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