What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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I told you it would happen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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