- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

mark is religion

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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